Tag: humor
group name: whhatever
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May 20, 2007 04:37 PM EDT --
I spent an hour outside just now and well, I learned a few funny things that I thought that I would share.
1. This one is something we all know yet never seem to remember....There is no such . . . more
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March 21, 2007 07:43 PM EDT --
I got this in my email today.
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast. . . . more
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January 15, 2007 09:55 AM EST --
The female columnist is not identified, but the message is what is important)
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To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 50 lessons life taught . . . more
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August 06, 2007 05:58 PM EDT --
Anyone have any ideas what happening to my tomatoes, they are all turning brown on the bottom.?
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March 17, 2007 06:24 PM EDT --
Macaroni Salad
1 Pound Elbow Macaroni
4 Stalks of Celery chopped
1 . . . more
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July 18, 2008 11:32 PM EDT --
HARLEY & MARLBRO'S
RULES OF THE ROAD
•1. NEVER ROB A BANK RUN BY BIGGER CROOKS
THAN YOU.
•2. . . . more
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June 29, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
Most people of a certain age remember the days before fly spray in cans. There used to be to weapons used to combat flies, a fly swatter and flypaper. You can still buy those sticky strips, . . . more
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September 09, 2007 01:30 AM EDT --
I just thought this is funny in a way. My husband is taking Mandarin Chinese and Math classes in a community college (in order to get his associates degree). My mom is taking English class in the same . . . more
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April 09, 2007 12:27 PM EDT --
I keep getting these things in my email. What's with that? Do people think I'm old?
1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging . . . more
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July 11, 2007 11:14 PM EDT --
I was chatting with my husband and my mother-in-law in the living room, with Kyleigh lying next to us. We were talking about something about her, and mentioned her name. She was playing her toys by herself, . . . more
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March 26, 2007 10:26 AM EDT --
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: I want to keep my house.
He said that's fine with me.
She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's . . . more
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April 02, 2007 11:33 AM EDT --
Received in my email
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:
Hermann's Hermits:
"Mrs. Brown, You've . . . more
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April 07, 2007 05:09 PM EDT --
From my Email today:
Granny was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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January 22, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
President Bush has asked me to write his speach. This is top secret so don't tell anyone but he is going to say:
The State of the union is terrible. We are again fighting in a civil . . . more
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January 17, 2007 11:34 AM EST --
Thoughts and Quotes
Stress - The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Some people . . . more
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April 05, 2007 08:54 AM EDT --
Do you have one of these? I wish, but alas, the mirrors in my home are all too honest.
I received this from a friend by email.
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.
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June 25, 2007 10:14 AM EDT --
God Bless my friends who send me jokes in my email when I need a good laugh. This came in my email this morning.
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" . . . more
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August 08, 2007 01:09 AM EDT --
Last night our baby girl Kyleigh woke up crying around 2 AM, and both my husband and I got up to quiet her down. I was patting on Kyleigh's shoulder when I heard my husband saying, "Did you open . . . more
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March 21, 2007 10:45 AM EDT --
be careful, there's a new scam being pulled mainly on older men. what happens is that when you stop for a red light a young, nude woman comes up & pretends to be washing your windshield. . . . more
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