Tag: funny
group name: whhatever
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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April 11, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
In my email this morning:
He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, . . . more
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April 04, 2007 12:01 PM EDT --
I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN
And proud of it!
I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going . . . more
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January 15, 2007 09:55 AM EST --
The female columnist is not identified, but the message is what is important)
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To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 50 lessons life taught . . . more
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March 04, 2007 11:04 AM EST --
Don't forget to pay your taxes......
12 million illegal aliensare depending on you!
more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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May 07, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
I just had to share this with all of you...
My husband is a trucker and saw this bumper sticker out on the road and I thought it was cute.
"It will be a great day when the schools get the money . . . more
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June 16, 2007 02:32 AM EDT --
When either my mom or me is holding Kyleigh, she feels very secured. So secured that she does not hang on to us at all. She stretches both her arms straight backwards to the sides, and lifts her head up . . . more
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July 11, 2007 11:14 PM EDT --
I was chatting with my husband and my mother-in-law in the living room, with Kyleigh lying next to us. We were talking about something about her, and mentioned her name. She was playing her toys by herself, . . . more
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July 13, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours . . . more
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July 23, 2007 11:38 AM EDT --
My older kids are playing school and pretending that the school bus is coming to take them to school.
He has taken it literally and has put his new backpack on and is proceeding to go and wait outside . . . more
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May 16, 2007 12:49 AM EDT --
Psychiatrist says Paris Hilton upset about jail prospects
• Hilton "distraught and traumatized" by sentence, idea of jail
YOU GOTTA BE FRICKEN KIDDING ME!
I laughed my butista . . . more
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April 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT --
Some funny mess happened tonight about 6:30pm I went outside and the man behind my trailer parks young bull had got loose, kinda funny seein a bull standin across the road from ur house, not somethin . . . more
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April 02, 2007 11:33 AM EDT --
Received in my email
Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:
Hermann's Hermits:
"Mrs. Brown, You've . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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January 17, 2007 11:34 AM EST --
Thoughts and Quotes
Stress - The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Some people . . . more
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April 05, 2007 08:54 AM EDT --
Do you have one of these? I wish, but alas, the mirrors in my home are all too honest.
I received this from a friend by email.
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.
. . . more
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August 08, 2007 01:09 AM EDT --
Last night our baby girl Kyleigh woke up crying around 2 AM, and both my husband and I got up to quiet her down. I was patting on Kyleigh's shoulder when I heard my husband saying, "Did you open . . . more
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March 21, 2007 10:45 AM EDT --
be careful, there's a new scam being pulled mainly on older men. what happens is that when you stop for a red light a young, nude woman comes up & pretends to be washing your windshield. . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . . more
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